Red wine and cheese grits.

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB
so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay
ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub
thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven
» here is the link to where you can buy it «
so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.
and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine


I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

I just got this in the mail today. My thighs and pits have never felt more frictionless. They also sent a free sample of face soap. 

unskinny:

lo-renishii:

lo-renishii:

HEY YO! ATTENTION ALL MY SHORT-SHORTS LOVING, THICK-THIGHED, CURVY KIN WHO HATE CHUB RUB

so you see that picture up there? its the best LUSH product ever, and I got that as a gift from a lovely friend for Hanukkah and I usually use it on my clean sheets to make my bed feel silky and smell like jasmine, its great okay

ANYWAY today I had the brilliant idea to dust some of it between my thighs where they touch and YESSSSS GAAAAAAWWWWWWWD my thighs have been silky literally all day, and have not even began to chub rub

thats right: no chub rub

so whats its deal? well its some lovely coco butter-jasmine scented dusting powder that absorbs into your skin and leaves you all nice and silky and basically even though today was like 88 and humid my thighs did not stick to one another, it was heaven

» here is the link to where you can buy it «

so everyone who hates that GOD AWFUL rash you get from when your thighs chafe, GO BUY IT, REALLY. ITS A MIRACLE. AND I SMELL SO NICE.

and for those of you who don’t think this is completely amazing, forget you, my thighs are silky and smell like jasmine

I’m so pleased this is going around because its getting fucking hot out and this is important

I get asked about chub rub remedies a lot, so hopefully this is helpful for some of you :)

I just got this in the mail today. My thighs and pits have never felt more frictionless. They also sent a free sample of face soap. 

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nsumida:

Finished drawing my tiny book.  Expect come Snackies updates soon.

nsumida:

Finished drawing my tiny book.  Expect come Snackies updates soon.

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Tags: science lol

lacigreen:

weenerd:

kingeren:

smartest-of-asses:

cutetoad:

pubic hair lightener and dye exists

if you were wondering

I sure wasn’t.

image

So your pubes can be a main anime character too

now the carpet can match the drapes

Don’t be acting like you don’t want blue pubes

RAINBOW PUBES HERE I COME

So much red wine.

I am currently on a work trip and waiting for other coworkers to head to dinner. We’re going to a pub called Dingle House. The guys that went there last night said guys wear “short kilts.” So the place is aptly named.

theblacklacedandy:

I NEED TO MAKE A FAIRY HOUSE SOMEDAY

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can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

the-jellyfish-princess:

sneakyfeets:

thlp

He found his berries

oh mah gaah

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

the-jellyfish-princess:

sneakyfeets:

thlp

He found his berries

imageoh mah gaah

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Drinking with coworkers was a good idea. Found out a coworker’s wife was a Sailor Moon fan. Found out Washington Apple shots are pretty good.